1 00:00:01,435 --> 00:00:03,137 Lady Luck is on your side from LA to Vegas. 2 00:00:03,171 --> 00:00:06,707 What, are you gonna put a sock on the cockpit door? Don't cockpit-block me. 3 00:00:06,740 --> 00:00:08,042 Catch all-new episodes Tuesdays. 4 00:00:08,076 --> 00:00:09,743 And check out our other Fox programs, 5 00:00:09,777 --> 00:00:11,812 The Mick, The Last Man on Earth, 6 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:12,980 and Brooklyn Nine-Nine. 7 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:14,482 The kids are gonna love it. 8 00:00:14,515 --> 00:00:15,583 Only on Fox. 9 00:00:17,185 --> 00:00:20,754 * 10 00:00:23,224 --> 00:00:26,060 Hey, old girl. 11 00:00:26,094 --> 00:00:28,896 You ready to bend gravity over and have our way with it? 12 00:00:30,231 --> 00:00:32,333 Hola, amigo. 13 00:00:32,366 --> 00:00:33,534 I'm Hawaiian. 14 00:00:33,567 --> 00:00:36,604 Sorry. Aloha, amigo. 15 00:00:36,637 --> 00:00:37,938 Listen... 16 00:00:37,971 --> 00:00:39,740 Izzy, 17 00:00:39,773 --> 00:00:42,776 we go way back, so I don't mind saying, you guys are slipping. 18 00:00:42,810 --> 00:00:45,346 Your job is to clean this plane from soup to nuts, 19 00:00:45,379 --> 00:00:47,681 and you're doing a great job on the soup, 20 00:00:47,715 --> 00:00:50,551 but the nuts need a little more attention. 21 00:00:50,584 --> 00:00:52,220 I can't spend my time cleaning my own cockpit. 22 00:00:52,253 --> 00:00:53,754 Unless any of you know how to land a plane 23 00:00:53,787 --> 00:00:54,955 and want to switch jobs. 24 00:00:54,988 --> 00:00:57,525 I'm actually at 1,300 pilot hours, so... 25 00:00:57,558 --> 00:00:58,859 Exactly. So moving forward, 26 00:00:58,892 --> 00:01:00,794 let's see some of that extra effort. 27 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:04,232 Kobe! 28 00:01:09,937 --> 00:01:11,205 PILOT (over P.A.): Jackpot Airlines. 29 00:01:11,239 --> 00:01:12,940 Northeast-bound to Las Vegas. 30 00:01:12,973 --> 00:01:15,943 * 31 00:01:15,976 --> 00:01:17,711 (slot machine chiming) 32 00:01:17,745 --> 00:01:19,547 (electronic chime) 33 00:01:19,580 --> 00:01:22,583 Oh. Look at the bag on this one. 34 00:01:22,616 --> 00:01:25,052 Good luck getting that in the overhead. 35 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:27,521 Ugh. Tiny white women have no idea how much trouble they are. 36 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:31,091 You're a nightmare. 37 00:01:32,193 --> 00:01:33,161 Pick me up. 38 00:01:33,194 --> 00:01:35,263 This feels like a trap. 39 00:01:35,296 --> 00:01:37,565 Sorry. I'm so sorry. (groans) 40 00:01:37,598 --> 00:01:40,834 Awkward introductions. This is my son, Nate. 41 00:01:40,868 --> 00:01:43,171 He had an accident and escaped mid-change. 42 00:01:43,204 --> 00:01:45,173 Don't worry, all the poop's been wiped off. 43 00:01:45,206 --> 00:01:47,074 It's just standard airport filth on him now. 44 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:48,276 -(chuckles) -If I had knees like that, 45 00:01:48,309 --> 00:01:50,278 I'd never take off my pants. 46 00:01:50,311 --> 00:01:51,945 It's his first time coming to L.A. with me, 47 00:01:51,979 --> 00:01:54,915 so, as you can see, it's incredibly stressful. 48 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:57,451 Oh, well, um, hello, Nate. 49 00:01:57,485 --> 00:01:59,920 -It's nice to meet you. -What are you doing? 50 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:01,755 You're supposed to let them smell your hand first 51 00:02:01,789 --> 00:02:03,023 so they know you're friendly. 52 00:02:03,056 --> 00:02:04,958 You're thinking of dogs. You don't have 53 00:02:04,992 --> 00:02:06,960 a lot of experience with children, do you? 54 00:02:06,994 --> 00:02:08,962 No, but, in middle school, I did go 55 00:02:08,996 --> 00:02:11,699 to a lot of my friends' baby showers. 56 00:02:11,732 --> 00:02:13,367 Oh, look, Nate. 57 00:02:13,401 --> 00:02:16,437 There's the pilot. He's gonna be flying the big plane. 58 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:17,771 Captain Dave. 59 00:02:17,805 --> 00:02:19,139 Don't do drugs. 60 00:02:19,173 --> 00:02:20,774 Yet. 61 00:02:20,808 --> 00:02:22,142 Um... 62 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:26,447 (gasps) Is that my little Nate-ball? 63 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:28,148 Oh, I could just snort you up. 64 00:02:28,182 --> 00:02:29,817 Hi there, big boy. 65 00:02:29,850 --> 00:02:32,019 Do you remember us from your birthday party? 66 00:02:32,052 --> 00:02:33,887 I'm your Uncle Artem! 67 00:02:33,921 --> 00:02:35,489 Just "Artem" is fine. 68 00:02:35,523 --> 00:02:38,459 What is that behind your ear? 69 00:02:38,492 --> 00:02:40,461 (grunts) Oh! 70 00:02:40,494 --> 00:02:41,762 -(gasps) -(chuckles) 71 00:02:42,696 --> 00:02:44,798 Thank... 72 00:02:44,832 --> 00:02:46,667 Aw. He's a natural. 73 00:02:46,700 --> 00:02:48,001 ARTEM (chuckles): Yeah. 74 00:02:51,539 --> 00:02:55,476 There he Iz... zy. 75 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:57,478 Hope you don't mind the tough love before. 76 00:02:57,511 --> 00:02:59,313 No. In fact, it inspired us. 77 00:02:59,347 --> 00:03:01,649 I feel like we did an extra good job today. 78 00:03:01,682 --> 00:03:03,984 Good, good. I mean, obviously, I'll be the judge of that, 79 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:05,819 but I like the confidence. 80 00:03:05,853 --> 00:03:08,489 Another bit of advice-- when you smile about stuff, 81 00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:10,190 it looks suspicious. 82 00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:16,997 Are you okay? 83 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:18,666 I can see your body glitter, 84 00:03:18,699 --> 00:03:21,502 but that usual sparkle is gone. 85 00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:23,203 It wasn't a great weekend. Last night, 86 00:03:23,237 --> 00:03:25,205 I'm at the club wearing my schoolgirl outfit, 87 00:03:25,239 --> 00:03:27,541 ready to dance, and the DJ intro'd me by saying, 88 00:03:27,575 --> 00:03:29,343 "Don't worry, guys, she's legal." 89 00:03:29,377 --> 00:03:32,713 So, legal is no good? 90 00:03:32,746 --> 00:03:34,047 No. Don't you understand? 91 00:03:34,081 --> 00:03:35,883 Before, I was "barely legal." 92 00:03:35,916 --> 00:03:37,851 Now I'm just "legal." 93 00:03:37,885 --> 00:03:38,952 You take out that "barely," and I'm just another 94 00:03:38,986 --> 00:03:41,722 middle-aged girl dancing the brunch shift. 95 00:03:41,755 --> 00:03:43,190 -But, uh... -Oh, my God, 96 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:44,925 I can smell the middle age on me. 97 00:03:44,958 --> 00:03:47,795 It smells of old and death. (sniffs) 98 00:03:47,828 --> 00:03:50,130 (sniffs) No, that's not you. 99 00:03:50,163 --> 00:03:52,132 And I have smelled death before, 100 00:03:52,165 --> 00:03:55,035 and there's relief in it. (groans) 101 00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:57,471 This is much worse. (sniffs) 102 00:03:57,505 --> 00:03:59,373 -Ugh, what is that? -(sniffing) 103 00:03:59,407 --> 00:04:01,074 I can taste it. 104 00:04:01,108 --> 00:04:03,411 Don't worry, I'll get to the bottom of this. 105 00:04:03,444 --> 00:04:06,079 Ronnie! 106 00:04:06,113 --> 00:04:08,048 (sighs) 107 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:10,451 Yeah, it's rough back there. The smell has moved up to row eight. 108 00:04:10,484 --> 00:04:11,785 We have to do something. 109 00:04:11,819 --> 00:04:13,787 I can't smell anything ever since I snorted wasabi 110 00:04:13,821 --> 00:04:16,324 -on a dare. -I'm sorry, Alan, you should have said "truth." 111 00:04:16,357 --> 00:04:18,158 Does anyone know where the hell it's coming from? 112 00:04:18,191 --> 00:04:19,327 Have we checked if anyone brought on... 113 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:20,961 It's not ethnic food. 114 00:04:20,994 --> 00:04:22,830 Well, one of these stinky ground-os brought something, 115 00:04:22,863 --> 00:04:24,832 because my boys didn't say anything about a smell. 116 00:04:24,865 --> 00:04:26,734 -Your boys? -The cleaning crew. 117 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:27,801 I talked to them this morning. 118 00:04:27,835 --> 00:04:29,169 -There it is. -Smell explained. 119 00:04:29,202 --> 00:04:30,904 It's not like that. I came on, gave a pep talk, 120 00:04:30,938 --> 00:04:32,840 shot some hoops. They called me Kobe. 121 00:04:32,873 --> 00:04:34,308 Well, we can't make people fly like this. 122 00:04:34,342 --> 00:04:37,378 So, I guess it's time to make everyone angry. 123 00:04:39,380 --> 00:04:41,081 So sorry. 124 00:04:41,114 --> 00:04:42,916 Thank you for your patience. 125 00:04:42,950 --> 00:04:44,518 Don't worry, the smell isn't him. 126 00:04:44,552 --> 00:04:46,186 No, I know. This just smells much better. (sniffs) 127 00:04:46,219 --> 00:04:47,688 (groans) 128 00:04:47,721 --> 00:04:50,023 -(passengers groaning) -WOMAN: Flight 237 with nonstop service 129 00:04:50,057 --> 00:04:53,093 to Los Angeles has been delayed until further notice. 130 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:54,762 -We apologize for the inconvenience. -Excuse me. 131 00:04:54,795 --> 00:04:56,830 Uh, the contents of this briefcase need to be 132 00:04:56,864 --> 00:04:58,532 in Los Angeles by 5:00 p.m. 133 00:04:58,566 --> 00:04:59,867 It should just be a minor delay. 134 00:04:59,900 --> 00:05:01,201 The contents of this briefcase need to be 135 00:05:01,234 --> 00:05:02,703 in Los Angeles by 5:00 p.m. 136 00:05:02,736 --> 00:05:05,339 Okay. Sit tight. 137 00:05:05,373 --> 00:05:07,140 Uh, Ronnie, hi. 138 00:05:07,174 --> 00:05:09,610 Yeah, I know... I know the plane has been cleared. 139 00:05:09,643 --> 00:05:12,346 Is there any way I could pop back on and get something? 140 00:05:12,380 --> 00:05:14,382 -What do you think this is, September 10? -It's just, 141 00:05:14,415 --> 00:05:16,950 I left Nate's Yellow Bear, and he's very attached to it. 142 00:05:16,984 --> 00:05:20,120 If he wakes up, it's not there, he's gonna... have a meltdown. 143 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:22,122 Can't you just feed him a treat and rub his belly? 144 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:25,192 I'm very concerned about your understanding of human children. 145 00:05:25,225 --> 00:05:26,360 Fine. I will get the bear. 146 00:05:26,394 --> 00:05:27,795 But I want him to know I'm the hero. 147 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:29,129 I mean, I don't want hugs or affection, 148 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:30,398 but I want the credit. 149 00:05:30,431 --> 00:05:32,199 I will teach him the concept of credit 150 00:05:32,232 --> 00:05:33,867 and have him direct it toward you. 151 00:05:35,503 --> 00:05:36,837 (exhales) 152 00:05:38,439 --> 00:05:40,140 RONNIE: Oh, uh, 153 00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:41,909 I'm sorry, where are you two going? 154 00:05:41,942 --> 00:05:43,043 Away from the smell. 155 00:05:43,076 --> 00:05:44,845 No, you have to go back in there and fix it, 156 00:05:44,878 --> 00:05:46,580 since this is your fault. 157 00:05:46,614 --> 00:05:48,181 You're way, way off base on this. 158 00:05:48,215 --> 00:05:49,383 Those guys love me. 159 00:05:49,417 --> 00:05:50,884 I'm like an inner city principal 160 00:05:50,918 --> 00:05:52,252 that finally got through to them. 161 00:05:52,285 --> 00:05:54,021 Then it's time to stand and deliver. 162 00:05:54,054 --> 00:05:56,256 -You still have to find the smell. -Why? 163 00:05:56,289 --> 00:05:58,592 Because you're the captain, damn it. 164 00:05:58,626 --> 00:06:01,061 And they didn't give you that title because 165 00:06:01,094 --> 00:06:02,262 you run away from smells-- 166 00:06:02,295 --> 00:06:04,665 they gave it to you because you're a leader. 167 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:05,999 You're right. 168 00:06:06,033 --> 00:06:09,069 It's all up to Captain Dave. 169 00:06:11,439 --> 00:06:12,740 You played to his ego. 170 00:06:12,773 --> 00:06:14,274 Smart. (chuckles) 171 00:06:14,307 --> 00:06:16,777 And I need you to go in and help. 172 00:06:16,810 --> 00:06:19,447 You're the only person I trust to watch him, 173 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:22,049 with those beautiful, ageless eyes 174 00:06:22,082 --> 00:06:24,785 that hold the wisdom of a thousand Oprahs. 175 00:06:24,818 --> 00:06:26,253 I see what you're doing. 176 00:06:26,286 --> 00:06:27,488 And it worked. 177 00:06:31,058 --> 00:06:32,259 Hey. 178 00:06:35,162 --> 00:06:37,865 I'll have what she's having. 179 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:39,600 Like the movie. 180 00:06:39,633 --> 00:06:44,304 You're Sally, and I'm old Jewish woman who wants orgasm. 181 00:06:44,337 --> 00:06:45,573 I'm sorry. 182 00:06:45,606 --> 00:06:47,240 My day just keeps getting worse. 183 00:06:47,274 --> 00:06:49,109 The bartender didn't even card me. 184 00:06:49,142 --> 00:06:51,479 I might as well start wearing jackets with shoulder pads 185 00:06:51,512 --> 00:06:53,313 and posting on Facebook. 186 00:06:53,346 --> 00:06:55,315 Hey, listen, I have good news. 187 00:06:55,348 --> 00:06:58,251 I'm gonna teach you poker. 188 00:06:58,285 --> 00:07:00,788 You will be natural. 189 00:07:00,821 --> 00:07:02,923 You see, poker's not just a card game-- 190 00:07:02,956 --> 00:07:04,157 it is art. 191 00:07:04,191 --> 00:07:06,159 It requires intuition, 192 00:07:06,193 --> 00:07:09,162 deception, and sometimes flirting. 193 00:07:09,196 --> 00:07:10,297 Like stripping. 194 00:07:10,330 --> 00:07:11,499 Bingo is your name-o! 195 00:07:11,532 --> 00:07:14,301 (chuckles) Now I will whip out my deck 196 00:07:14,334 --> 00:07:16,103 and teach you how to play with it. 197 00:07:17,104 --> 00:07:19,139 Which one is bigger number, 198 00:07:19,172 --> 00:07:20,340 seven or ten? 199 00:07:20,373 --> 00:07:21,341 Ten. 200 00:07:21,374 --> 00:07:23,677 You are a fast learner. 201 00:07:23,711 --> 00:07:26,747 Just like Sheldon on that Big Bang Bazinga show. 202 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:27,915 (giggles) 203 00:07:27,948 --> 00:07:30,283 Should we touch fists and make them explode? 204 00:07:30,317 --> 00:07:31,284 Okay. 205 00:07:31,318 --> 00:07:32,553 -(imitates explosion) -Explosion. 206 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:37,224 (exhales deeply) 207 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:40,494 Sorry, no bear, 208 00:07:40,528 --> 00:07:41,862 but I did find half a joint, 209 00:07:41,895 --> 00:07:44,197 so I guess I will go see Cirque du Soleil with Artem. 210 00:07:44,231 --> 00:07:45,866 Oh, Yellow Bear wasn't in there? 211 00:07:45,899 --> 00:07:47,601 Oh, my God. That means it could be anywhere. 212 00:07:47,635 --> 00:07:49,670 Um, okay, let me think. 213 00:07:49,703 --> 00:07:52,339 Uh, I know I had him in the Lyft. 214 00:07:52,372 --> 00:07:53,941 The elevator "lift" or the car "Lyft"? 215 00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:55,308 British people say things weird. 216 00:07:55,342 --> 00:07:56,810 The car Lyft. I was holding the bear 217 00:07:56,844 --> 00:07:58,646 while Nate finished off his aubergine Parmesan. 218 00:07:58,679 --> 00:08:00,514 Well, that means it must be in the airport. 219 00:08:00,548 --> 00:08:02,015 I have to go and find it. 220 00:08:02,049 --> 00:08:03,517 We can't start our first week together like this. 221 00:08:03,551 --> 00:08:04,852 He'll never want to come back. 222 00:08:04,885 --> 00:08:06,787 Okay, wait, wait, wait. You're not gonna get anywhere 223 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:09,657 in this place without me, so I'll-I'll help you find him. 224 00:08:09,690 --> 00:08:11,324 Uh, what do I do about Nate? 225 00:08:11,358 --> 00:08:13,293 Uh... Oh, Alan. 226 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:15,228 Can you watch Nate for a little bit? 227 00:08:15,262 --> 00:08:17,731 -Sure. I'm great with living things. -It's true. 228 00:08:17,765 --> 00:08:20,133 He tried to help his goldfish find her birth parents. 229 00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:22,169 Perhaps we should be quite quick about this, then. 230 00:08:22,202 --> 00:08:24,004 Yeah. 231 00:08:28,709 --> 00:08:30,077 If Yellow Bear is anywhere, 232 00:08:30,110 --> 00:08:31,679 he'll be at security. 233 00:08:31,712 --> 00:08:33,647 90% of stuff that gets lost is left here. 234 00:08:33,681 --> 00:08:36,516 This damn bear is the bane of my existence. 235 00:08:36,550 --> 00:08:39,019 We never should have given it to him in the first place. 236 00:08:39,052 --> 00:08:40,888 Stuffed animals only breed 237 00:08:40,921 --> 00:08:43,056 irrational emotional attachments. 238 00:08:43,090 --> 00:08:45,425 And, if left in the wrong puddle, diphtheria. 239 00:08:45,458 --> 00:08:48,028 This guy has been left in several puddles, 240 00:08:48,061 --> 00:08:50,330 and he hasn't given me anything but kisses and hugs. 241 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:51,331 What is that? 242 00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:53,601 My irrational emotional attachment. 243 00:08:53,634 --> 00:08:55,502 His name is Ganz. Well, actually, 244 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:57,771 his full name is Ganz Dieter Ganz. 245 00:08:57,805 --> 00:08:59,239 He's from the German hinterlands, 246 00:08:59,272 --> 00:09:00,340 and he's a former Olympic gymnast 247 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:01,842 who retired to become a coach. 248 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:03,443 Well, that's funny, 'cause his tag just says "China." 249 00:09:03,476 --> 00:09:05,679 Would you rather hear about how my dad traded 250 00:09:05,713 --> 00:09:07,547 all his cigarettes for him at Wasco State Prison 251 00:09:07,581 --> 00:09:08,949 just so I'd have a date 252 00:09:08,982 --> 00:09:10,517 to my third grade daddy-daughter dance? 253 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:12,886 I've never met an Olympian before. 254 00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:14,855 Mm-hmm. 255 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:17,124 -Hey, Annette. Do you have a minute? -Oh, Ronnie, 256 00:09:17,157 --> 00:09:19,026 you picked a great day to come. 257 00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:21,128 There are some very shady characters 258 00:09:21,161 --> 00:09:23,196 we need to keep our eye on. 259 00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:24,632 Oh... 260 00:09:24,665 --> 00:09:26,767 check out this one. 261 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:30,938 He's trying to smuggle a thermos in his pants. 262 00:09:30,971 --> 00:09:32,806 Hi, we're looking for a stuffed yellow bear. 263 00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:35,075 -Um, might have been left here. -(clears throat) 264 00:09:35,108 --> 00:09:36,576 Have you seen anything like that? 265 00:09:36,610 --> 00:09:37,911 Maybe, but they just did a pickup, 266 00:09:37,945 --> 00:09:39,813 so it'd be in the TSA vault by now. 267 00:09:39,847 --> 00:09:42,115 Okay, thank you, Annette. Let's hit the vault. 268 00:09:44,017 --> 00:09:45,452 We're making progress. We killed the power 269 00:09:45,485 --> 00:09:46,754 to stop air circulation, 270 00:09:46,787 --> 00:09:48,889 and my candles are containing the smell at row eight. 271 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:50,724 You really travel with all these? 272 00:09:50,758 --> 00:09:52,392 I have a very specific bath-to-bed ritual. 273 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:53,460 If it's good enough for Angela Bassett, 274 00:09:53,493 --> 00:09:55,095 it's good enough for me. 275 00:09:55,128 --> 00:09:56,964 RONNIE (over phone): No, I don't want it contained, Bernard. 276 00:09:56,997 --> 00:09:58,832 I want it dead. Find that smell 277 00:09:58,866 --> 00:10:01,568 before we screw up the whole day's schedule. 278 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,270 You married three of those? 279 00:10:03,303 --> 00:10:05,005 Bernie, give it to me straight. You really think 280 00:10:05,038 --> 00:10:06,606 the cleaning crew did this to me on purpose? 281 00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:08,308 -I do. -But why? Those guys love me. 282 00:10:08,341 --> 00:10:10,277 -They don't. -Well, maybe not as much as the ground crew. 283 00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:11,278 -They don't, either. -Okay, but... 284 00:10:11,311 --> 00:10:12,445 They really don't. 285 00:10:12,479 --> 00:10:13,681 You don't even know what I was gonna say. 286 00:10:13,714 --> 00:10:15,015 It literally could have been anyone. 287 00:10:15,048 --> 00:10:16,850 You're crazy. I have a great relationship 288 00:10:16,884 --> 00:10:19,252 with everyone in this airport, especially the support staff. 289 00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:21,621 I make friendly eye contact, I give away 290 00:10:21,655 --> 00:10:22,923 my leftovers, I cover them 291 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:24,792 with newspaper when they look cold. 292 00:10:24,825 --> 00:10:27,360 Oh, my God. I treat them like homeless people. 293 00:10:27,394 --> 00:10:29,096 I am a monster. 294 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:30,497 David, you need to focus. 295 00:10:30,530 --> 00:10:32,199 We have to find the smell. 296 00:10:32,232 --> 00:10:34,501 I will not let these candles give their lives in vain. 297 00:10:34,534 --> 00:10:36,103 No wonder people don't like me. 298 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:38,371 I thought I was beloved. 299 00:10:38,405 --> 00:10:40,473 But I'm be-hated. 300 00:10:42,810 --> 00:10:44,712 Wow. 301 00:10:44,745 --> 00:10:48,115 So, this is where all my shampoo and pointy tweezers end up. 302 00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:50,383 Yep, this place has everything. It's the best place to go 303 00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:53,053 if you need face creams, lotions, suspicious vibrators. 304 00:10:53,086 --> 00:10:54,722 It's where I do all my Christmas shopping. 305 00:10:54,755 --> 00:10:56,389 Really? Your Christmas shopping? 306 00:10:56,423 --> 00:10:58,525 Excuse me. Holiday shopping. 307 00:10:58,558 --> 00:10:59,727 No, that wasn't the part I was... 308 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:00,994 It doesn't matter. 309 00:11:01,028 --> 00:11:02,896 -Ronnie! -Chuck, hey. 310 00:11:02,930 --> 00:11:04,965 Uh, hello. What are you two doing here? 311 00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:07,500 Well, this is my poker game during delays, 312 00:11:07,534 --> 00:11:10,237 and today I bring Nichole. She's my pupil. 313 00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:13,206 The best way to learn is to throw her in water, 314 00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:16,744 like baby you want to teach swim or to get rid of. 315 00:11:16,777 --> 00:11:18,011 NICHOLE: I see 316 00:11:18,045 --> 00:11:20,313 your Château Lafite Rothschild 317 00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:23,483 and raise you one gold denture 318 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:26,219 and one koala snow globe. 319 00:11:26,253 --> 00:11:28,055 Are you betting with contraband? 320 00:11:28,088 --> 00:11:29,389 Doesn't this belong to people? 321 00:11:29,422 --> 00:11:30,858 Yeah, people not smart enough 322 00:11:30,891 --> 00:11:32,359 to hide their things in their tush. 323 00:11:32,392 --> 00:11:34,561 Actually, some of this stuff has been tushed. 324 00:11:36,263 --> 00:11:37,731 You want to make a bid on a pair of Yeezys 325 00:11:37,765 --> 00:11:39,099 I took off some mouthy sixth grader? 326 00:11:39,132 --> 00:11:40,533 No, actually, um, 327 00:11:40,567 --> 00:11:41,935 we're looking for a stuffed yellow bear. 328 00:11:41,969 --> 00:11:43,771 I think he might have been left in security. 329 00:11:43,804 --> 00:11:45,538 Narc? 330 00:11:45,572 --> 00:11:46,673 British. 331 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,108 Well, we can check in the back. 332 00:11:49,142 --> 00:11:50,343 Okay, great. 333 00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:51,879 So, uh, how is this organized? 334 00:11:51,912 --> 00:11:53,747 Is there somewhere we should look first? 335 00:11:55,783 --> 00:11:58,118 Start with that shelf. If it's not there, 336 00:11:58,151 --> 00:12:00,720 try all the other shelves. 337 00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:03,423 COLIN: Oh, my God. 338 00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:05,558 RONNIE: I know. Pretty cool, right? 339 00:12:05,592 --> 00:12:07,627 No. "Oh, my God," this is gonna take forever. 340 00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:10,697 Oh, yeah. That, too. 341 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,699 (both sigh) 342 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:16,169 COLIN: Oh, I better call Alan to check on Nate. 343 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:23,210 WOMAN (over P.A.): Flight 237 has been further delayed. 344 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:25,312 Boarding will now begin at 3:30 p.m. 345 00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:27,480 (passengers muttering) 346 00:12:27,514 --> 00:12:29,883 The contents of this briefcase 347 00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:32,119 need to be in Los Angeles 348 00:12:32,152 --> 00:12:34,822 by 5:00 p.m. 349 00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:40,727 -I got your nose! -(giggles) 350 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,295 No, I got your nose. 351 00:12:42,329 --> 00:12:43,663 (laughs) 352 00:12:45,698 --> 00:12:48,635 -(laughs): Oh! -(giggles) 353 00:12:50,670 --> 00:12:52,072 I'm all in. 354 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:54,975 Yes? So, what do you have? 355 00:12:55,008 --> 00:12:56,243 A flush? 356 00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:58,111 Kimmy Gibbler's Full House? 357 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:04,451 -Okay, I fold. -Yes! 358 00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:07,020 I-I totally bluffed you. Look, I had nothing. 359 00:13:07,054 --> 00:13:09,022 Most of them weren't even the same color. 360 00:13:09,056 --> 00:13:10,824 -Damn, Artem, she owned you. -Making money 361 00:13:10,858 --> 00:13:12,092 with your clothes on is fun. 362 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:13,626 -Who wants to play again? -No more. I'm done. 363 00:13:14,727 --> 00:13:17,130 I will make like Christian and "Bale." 364 00:13:17,164 --> 00:13:18,999 Move. 365 00:13:21,368 --> 00:13:22,936 Hey, was Nate's bear hollowed out 366 00:13:22,970 --> 00:13:24,537 and filled with cocaine, by any chance? 367 00:13:24,571 --> 00:13:26,606 Hmm. Don't believe so. 368 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:28,608 Then it's none of these. 369 00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:29,943 This is impossible. 370 00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:31,945 We're never gonna find a small bear. 371 00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:33,446 It's like trying to find a needle 372 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:36,850 in a haystack full of terrible life choices. 373 00:13:36,884 --> 00:13:38,785 Maybe we're looking at this the wrong way. 374 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:42,722 We should be using all this stuff to help us. 375 00:13:42,755 --> 00:13:43,823 How? 376 00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:45,458 Oh! I think I can see something 377 00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:46,726 on that shelf over there. 378 00:13:46,759 --> 00:13:48,395 -Can you check it out? -I'm on it. 379 00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:50,430 Oh. 380 00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:54,501 (laughs) 381 00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:01,008 (Colin sighs) 382 00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:02,842 * 383 00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:06,914 -Anything? -No. 384 00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:10,250 -(laughs) -How is that helping? 385 00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:12,585 I don't know. It just seems fun. 386 00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:14,054 Hey, guys! 387 00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:16,189 I think they found the bear over by A16. 388 00:14:24,031 --> 00:14:25,498 I could use your help. 389 00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:28,001 The smell is getting stronger. 390 00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:30,904 (sniffs) And smarter. 391 00:14:30,938 --> 00:14:33,206 What do you want from us?! 392 00:14:35,042 --> 00:14:37,010 Go, Bernard. 393 00:14:37,044 --> 00:14:38,711 Save yourself. 394 00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:43,383 What are you doing? 395 00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:45,252 I'm gonna let it take me. 396 00:14:45,285 --> 00:14:48,255 I understand now, I am the smell. 397 00:14:48,288 --> 00:14:51,391 I am the unpleasant thing pushing people away. 398 00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:53,526 All right. I've had enough. 399 00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:55,762 Get... up. 400 00:14:57,430 --> 00:14:58,865 Here's the truth. 401 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,700 Sometimes you can be condescending, oblivious 402 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:02,535 and think you're fancier than you are. 403 00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:03,971 You're like the sorbet of people. 404 00:15:04,004 --> 00:15:05,305 At least I'm low-fat. 405 00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:07,374 But it's okay. You can do what I do. 406 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:09,709 Be your fiercest self and not care what people think. 407 00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:13,280 Or... I can be better. 408 00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:16,716 I can be the leader this airline needs. 409 00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:20,387 Tell me honestly, Bernie. Do you like me? 410 00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:23,456 I don't hate you, and that's the most I could like anyone. 411 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,932 Do you want to talk about it? 412 00:15:32,966 --> 00:15:36,236 I've been playing poker for 40 years, 413 00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:38,738 and in one hour, you have surpassed me. 414 00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:40,974 Artem is in retrograde. 415 00:15:41,008 --> 00:15:42,642 No, you should feel good. 416 00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:44,111 It means you're a good teacher. 417 00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:47,114 It means that I wasted my life. 418 00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:51,084 All those hours I could have been with my six daughters. 419 00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:53,586 I live for those beautiful 11 eyes. 420 00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:56,689 Now those eyes will only see failure. 421 00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:59,926 I think it was just beginner's luck. I promise. 422 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,595 You know, I bet if we played again, you'd totally win. 423 00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:06,533 No, I'm like an old greyhound whose hips have gone bad. 424 00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:09,602 Might as well take me to the kitchen, cook me for dinner. 425 00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:11,771 Come on, just one more game. All right? 426 00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:13,640 Winner take all. Shuffle up and deal. 427 00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:16,643 Okay. 428 00:16:16,676 --> 00:16:19,712 But this time, we play with chips. 429 00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:22,382 Hold the salsa. 430 00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:24,051 RONNIE: Oh, there's Yellow Bear! Over there! 431 00:16:24,084 --> 00:16:25,652 -Over there. -Yellow Bear! 432 00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:26,986 -Sir. -No. 433 00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:28,655 -ANNETTE: Please. -RONNIE: A-Annette, that's, 434 00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:30,890 -that's his son's bear. -Step back. It's out of my hands. 435 00:16:30,923 --> 00:16:32,625 It's been unattended for too long 436 00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,127 and it's marked for elimination. 437 00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:37,430 -Elimination? What does that mean? -(beeps) 438 00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:40,133 -(all gasp) -WOMAN: Oh, God. 439 00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:41,634 COLIN: Uh... 440 00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:43,536 Mm-hmm. 441 00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:52,712 (Colin sighs) 442 00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:57,050 I could only find one eye, but this purple Skittle 443 00:16:57,084 --> 00:16:59,352 will pass for the other one, right? 444 00:16:59,386 --> 00:17:02,489 Oh, it's okay, Colin. 445 00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:05,258 Yellow Bear is in a better place now. 446 00:17:05,292 --> 00:17:07,994 Several better places. 447 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,929 I mean, what kind of monster lets this happen 448 00:17:09,962 --> 00:17:12,199 to his son's favorite toy? 449 00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:15,268 Hey, I... I don't know much about kids, 450 00:17:15,302 --> 00:17:19,106 but I do know that what's better than having a yellow bear 451 00:17:19,139 --> 00:17:22,675 is having a dad who's willing 452 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:26,079 to run all around the airport trying to find it. 453 00:17:26,113 --> 00:17:28,948 I'm sorry. I know you're trying to help, 454 00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:31,184 but, um, I didn't find it in time. 455 00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:33,453 And that's all Nate's gonna care about. 456 00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:41,361 Oh, you just have a chunk of his face... 457 00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:43,763 Never mind. 458 00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:46,833 (poker chips clinking) 459 00:17:50,837 --> 00:17:52,539 Hey, what's going on? 460 00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:55,642 Nichole's giving Artem one last chance to win back his money. 461 00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:58,311 With the plane. What's going on with the plane? 462 00:17:58,345 --> 00:18:00,046 Dave said he could handle it himself. 463 00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:01,948 I called him sorbet and he took it very personally. 464 00:18:01,981 --> 00:18:03,082 Don't you call me sorbet? 465 00:18:03,116 --> 00:18:04,684 No, honey, you're sherbet. 466 00:18:06,453 --> 00:18:08,054 I'm going all in. 467 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:10,089 * 468 00:18:16,329 --> 00:18:17,830 I call. 469 00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:19,031 Okay. 470 00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:23,002 -Trip kings. -(scattered applause) 471 00:18:30,477 --> 00:18:32,445 You got me. 472 00:18:32,479 --> 00:18:34,080 (laughs) 473 00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,115 Looks like the student has become the student. 474 00:18:36,149 --> 00:18:38,017 (chuckles) 475 00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:44,191 Oh, there's my boy. 476 00:18:44,224 --> 00:18:46,226 (whispers): Shh. Daddy. 477 00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:51,063 Where's Yellow Bear? 478 00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:55,835 ARTEM: Whup. (chuckles) 479 00:18:55,868 --> 00:18:57,036 No, no, no. 480 00:18:57,069 --> 00:18:58,505 I'll get check. 481 00:18:58,538 --> 00:19:02,375 It's the least I can do since you let me win. 482 00:19:02,409 --> 00:19:04,811 -No, I didn't let you win. -Whatever you say. 483 00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:07,647 But me and my five daughters, we appreciate it. 484 00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:10,016 You said you had six daughters. 485 00:19:10,049 --> 00:19:12,319 Did I? 486 00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:13,553 Wha...? 487 00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:16,088 Wait, you said all of that so... 488 00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:20,059 No, but you were so sad. 489 00:19:20,092 --> 00:19:22,829 Well, I can bring sadness on command. 490 00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:25,665 I've seen many people being ripped apart by horses. 491 00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:27,834 You may be good at cards, 492 00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:30,737 but you have a lot to learn about hustling. 493 00:19:30,770 --> 00:19:33,573 Lesson number one, listen. 494 00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:36,343 The game is happening even if the cards are not out. 495 00:19:37,444 --> 00:19:39,045 So, um, 496 00:19:39,078 --> 00:19:41,348 got to talk to you about, uh, Yellow Bear. 497 00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:43,916 Um... (sighs) How do I put this? 498 00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:46,753 Um, you know how we don't see Grandma anymore? 499 00:19:46,786 --> 00:19:48,321 -Hey, Nate. -Well... 500 00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:50,657 So, it turns out, 501 00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:53,660 Yellow Bear got a spot on Heaven's Olympic team, 502 00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:56,863 but he sent his very special friend 503 00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:58,765 to keep you company. 504 00:19:58,798 --> 00:20:00,367 And if it's okay, 505 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:03,069 -he'd like to come and live with you. -I love him. 506 00:20:03,102 --> 00:20:05,238 I'm gonna call him Purple Elephant. 507 00:20:05,272 --> 00:20:08,341 Ganz. His name is Ganz Dieter Ganz, so call him that. 508 00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:09,609 Okay. 509 00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:12,345 He's been around for a long time, 510 00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:15,615 and he took care of me through some very tough times, 511 00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:18,451 so I know he will take good care of you. 512 00:20:22,154 --> 00:20:24,891 That was an incredibly kind gesture. 513 00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:27,894 I can't imagine how hard that must have been for you. 514 00:20:27,927 --> 00:20:30,029 Thank you so much. 515 00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:31,564 You know, especially as you could have just given him 516 00:20:31,598 --> 00:20:33,666 any one of the stuffed animals from the vault. 517 00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:39,171 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 518 00:20:43,142 --> 00:20:45,077 -The contents... -Of this briefcase 519 00:20:45,111 --> 00:20:47,380 will be in Los Angeles by 5:00 p.m. 520 00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:49,015 Now sit down! 521 00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:52,785 If not, I'll just take my chances with the cartel. 522 00:20:52,819 --> 00:20:53,986 Great. 523 00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:55,755 -Sorry to bother you. -Mm-hmm. 524 00:20:58,325 --> 00:21:01,060 Amigos, I owe you an apology. 525 00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:02,795 I haven't been treating you 526 00:21:02,829 --> 00:21:04,230 with the respect that you deserve. 527 00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:05,498 You're my engines on the ground, 528 00:21:05,532 --> 00:21:07,734 and my behavior should reflect that. 529 00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:09,802 So, from now on, I promise you'll be seeing 530 00:21:09,836 --> 00:21:11,671 a whole new Captain Dave. 531 00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:15,508 We appreciate this, 532 00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:17,910 but we're not the guys who clean your plane. 533 00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:20,079 You think I'm Izzy, don't you? 534 00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:21,514 Uh-huh, okay, in that case, 535 00:21:21,548 --> 00:21:23,015 these aren't "I'm sorry" pastries, 536 00:21:23,049 --> 00:21:26,285 they're "let's keep this between us" pastries. 537 00:21:29,055 --> 00:21:31,023 So did you fix it? 538 00:21:31,057 --> 00:21:32,825 I'm oh-for-three on my apology tour. 539 00:21:32,859 --> 00:21:34,293 Well, the bakery's out of bear claws. 540 00:21:34,327 --> 00:21:35,795 We're gonna need a new plane. 541 00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:44,737 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH 542 00:21:46,739 --> 00:21:48,841 You've hit the jackpot with LA to Vegas. 543 00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:51,243 Now here are a few more shows to check out from Fox. 544 00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:55,448 It's time we fly this old bird. 545 00:21:55,482 --> 00:21:58,385 * It feels good * 546 00:21:58,418 --> 00:22:01,320 MULDER: I want to believe. I would just like to see. 547 00:22:01,354 --> 00:22:02,154 I can help you. 548 00:22:02,188 --> 00:22:04,123 * It feels good * 549 00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:05,725 -You want to do the honors, Alan? -Yeah! 550 00:22:05,758 --> 00:22:07,126 No, you never touch this. 551 00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:08,895 * You know it feels good * 552 00:22:08,928 --> 00:22:10,530 -(shrieks) -* It feels good * 553 00:22:10,563 --> 00:22:12,499 * Oh, you know it feels good * 554 00:22:12,532 --> 00:22:14,567 Let's do it. 555 00:22:14,601 --> 00:22:16,903 Everything you thought you knew about medicine is wrong. 556 00:22:20,039 --> 00:22:20,973 Unbelievable. 557 00:22:21,007 --> 00:22:22,575 * It feels good *